Gizoogle

Ever wonder what would happen if you crossed Google with MTV's Pimp My Ride or Cribs? No? Well now you can... with Gizoogle (link here). Hilarious. The spinning rims on the header are too precious. Just for fun, I did a search of "John Ashcroft", former Attorney General and leading proponent of the U.S. Patriot Act. Gizoogle churned out: "Attorney General John Ashcroft . Boo-Yaa!. Call'n him a dawg of bootylicious integrity", "Jizzle Ashcroft crazy up in here. Much like tha Nazis in Casablizzles John Ashcroft enjoys a good song - as long as thugz rememba they place", and "Smizzay tha satire. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. A picture of Jizzay Ashcroft's face, made entirely of shawty P-to-tha-izzorn people: J-to-tha-izzohn Ashcroft n sh-t. Yes, Jizzy Ashcroft is going pimp porn yeah yeah baby. All pizzy." Call it "Googlebonics" for the internet age.